How do i wax my pubic hair? never done before..?

i tried shaving but it made my hair grow thicker. for a while i tried to trim but i still feel so hairy. i badly want to get rid of the forest. is there any way i can wax and how?How do i wax my pubic hair? never done before..?
I have never waxed down there, but thought you might enjoy reading the following for fun:





Hair removal.......











All methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless


removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.





My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home fix


dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I'm no girly, girl but I am mechanically inclined enough I can figure it out.


YA THINK!!!





So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each


other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the


hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees.





Cold wax my as$ (Oh how this phrase haunts me!)





I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and


pull. OK so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can


do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am Sheera, fighter of all


wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire.





With my next wax strip I move north.





After checking on the kids I sneak back into the bathroom, for the


ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one


foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip


across the right side of bikini line, covering the right half of my coochie and stretching down to the inside of my as$ cheek (Yes, it was a long


strip)I inhale deeply and brace myself.





RRRRIIIPPP!!!!





I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....Vision returning, I notice that


I've only managed to pull off half of the strip. $HIT!!! Another deep


breath and RRIIPP. Everything is swirly and spotted. Do I hear


crashing drums???





OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - my wax covered pelt that


has caused me so much pain. I want to revel in the glory that is my


triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip but there is no hair on it.





Where is the wax???





Slowly I eased my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I


see the hair..The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am


touching wax . $HIT





I peel my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body that is


now covered in cold wax and matted hair and then make the next big


mistake..remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet.





I know I need to move to do something. So I put my foot down and then


I hear the slamming of the cell door. Coochie? Sealed shut. As$ ?? Sealed


shut.





I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and


think to myself ';I hope I don' t get the urge to $hit. My head may pop


off';





Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can


stand, the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off right???





WRONG!





I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used


to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.





Now the only thing worse than having your business glued together is


having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub in


scalding hot water; which by the way doesn't melt the cold wax.





So now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!!





I call my friend thinking surely she's waxed before and has some


secret of how to get me undone. Its a very good conversation starter


';So, my as$ and cooch are stuck to the bottom of the tub!';





She doesn't have a secret trick but does try to hide the laughter


from me. She wants to know exactly where is the wax on the as$ ';Are we


talking cheeks or hole or what?'; She's laughing out loud by now...I


can hear her.





I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the


side of the box .YEAH Right!! I could be the joke of some one else鈥檚


night.





While we go through various solutions. I result in scraping the wax


off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie


goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot


water and then dry shaving the sticky wax off!!





I then find the most beautiful saving grace.... that is the lotion


they give you to remove the excess wax. I rub some and scream ';IT


works!! It works!!





I get a hearty congratulations from my friend and she hangs


up.





I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to


my dismay...The hair is still there...all of it. So I shaved the $hit


off. Hell, I'm numb at this point. Then I put the wax back in the


medicine cabinet, I may have a mustache that needs work someday..





Hope you got a kick out of this..How do i wax my pubic hair? never done before..?
i don't know if you can wax all of it but you can get a bikini way which is the hair that just shows when your only in underwear or a bathing suit, and if you want to get rid all of it you can shave it.